I had just finished a long day at work and was walking to the subway when I spotted something shiny on the ground. It turned out to be a bag! One of those fancy designer bags that can cost hundreds of dollars. But, it didn’t have any of its contents inside, so I couldn’t tell what brand it was or how much money it might have been worth.
So what did I do? Well, first thing you need to know is that my name is Carl and I’m not a very good runner. The only time I ever ran in high school track was during the 50-yard dash – which by the way is not even 25 yards long – and let’s just say that wasn’t pretty.
And now here I was trying to catch up with a bag that I had no idea what it held or how much it might be worth. So, being the lazy person that I am and not wanting to put any more than 25 yards on my shoes, I decided to keep walking.
As soon as I did though this other guy came running over. We both looked at each other like “What are you going to do?” And then he took off after it! It may have been stupid but there’s something about seeing someone else give chase when you know they’re doomed for failure is kinda funny too me so I just chuckled and kept on walking home without giving him another thought.” The long-form content would also include the following: